New penalties for driving and using phone

Mindy son you really are the thickest **** in this particular postcode.

You said you whored yerself to woman with cars.

To do that you had to find women with cars.

No cars, no women.

Ergo, cars were an essential part of your whoring.

Therefor cars were indeed... a necessity.

Yer welcome.

 

No dummy

I whored myself to women who happened to have cars.

Cars were not involved, unfortunately, as previously stated.

You're welcome

 

Cars were not involved when you were whoring yourself to wimmen with cars?

I think we can put this down to a rather obvious Mindy from the master of Mindyness.

 

^^^^^^^ last line.stoopit.

 

Mindy the carless tramp schooling Asbo the decrepit joy rider.

 

Oh dear Archie proving he is Mindy's Nigel doppelganger.

 

Your secret's safe with me Asbo. If you can live with yourself after getting ouwitted by the supposedly witless @Mind The Duck , I won't tell

 

Never happened Mindy ll. It's there for all to see. Only a complete dimwit who's still beeling from a previous schooling could come to the conclusion you have.

 

Aldo they had cars

Im not arguing against cars

I never learned to drive because i never wanted to nor needed to

It therefore wasnt a necessity

Youre becoming oddly obsessed with this

Thank **** my email isnt [email protected]

 

But we weren't talking about you not learning to drive Mindy. We were talking about your claims of being the Casanova of the car driving females of Glasgow.

 

Seconds out...

 

Pretty sure you are going on about the necessity of cars or some ****e

Im sure all your exs drove too but you also chose to drive...i didnt want to or have to. Handy having burds that did...but not a necessity either.

 

I have jusr realised that you think having more than 3 girlfriends makes you a Casanova

 

But but but i have never claimed to whore myself to women with cars like some kind of mobile lothario ya zoomer.

 

It was tongue in cheek

You think im a Casanova



You sad lonely man

 

Oh dear.

Woooooosh.

So from all that's gone before you think i think you are a Casanova?

Mindy Mindy Mindy

 

I only expected Toby to react like a little virgin toward my comment but this is splendid

 

Personally speaking, I drive a Mercedes Casanova ML 350 cdi and it is a pure fanny magnet. I have to use a ****ty stick to beat away the burds what want a ride in it..

 

And, I'm the best driver on here, can't remember if I mentioned that previously..

 

Imho