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New penalties for driving and using phone

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  1. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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  2. Toby

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    Driving is for fat lazy poofs <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Anyone who can't drive is either a taig or a retard or in some cases both (see @monacoger)
     
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    Or just not a fat lazy poof <ok>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> I take it you take public transport with the likes of Dev and SN?
     
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    Yes because I live in a modern city, not some medieval ****hole full of gypsies and a population with a life expectancy of 40.

    My favourite hobby is leaving my gloves on vacant seats to make new friends <ok>
     
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    Saw someone yesterday on phone at a red light,traffic in front moved on (yellow box ****s<grr>) she didn't even look up and starting driving,people started to beep and she kept going oblivious to what she was doing.I'd fine her a grand and put her off the road for a year.
     
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    <party>
     
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    I can use my phone drink beer take a piss and sleep on a train without fear of arrest.
    Driving is for lazy mugs
     
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    Trev has to drive, he's too scared to walk the streets round his parts.

    By 'walk', I mean waddle <ok>
     
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    Artist's impression of Trev walking

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    <laugh>
     
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    ****s that can't drive are ****s.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Toby not taking this well. Don't worry. The Oyster card is your friend :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    ^^^^ beelin'
     
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    If you live in London there is no point driving .
    I don't and I'm a **** , I would probably have been done for drink driving by now from waking up early after a heavy sesh and driving home .
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Worse than drink driving imho. :bandit:
     
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    I agree that if you live in central London , a car would be pointless ...You can walk or tube or dlr anywhere .
     
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    How about ****s scoffing pies sandwiches etc when driving ?
    In some cases food can be a greater distraction.
     
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