For those of you with the swear filter switched on he said, "Go away naughty Alex, you're a bit sub par!"
The cauldron of cack The edge of the Carrow: Train, lose, repeat The stadium of ****e The Neildown and surrender stadium
I do like a bit of alliteration, so haw about 'The Ostrich Oval', based on the owners & board of the club having their heads conveniently buried in the sand while the walls come tumbling down?
The flood lit, Delia's a useless git, the team is playing ****, in need of grit, with a quiet snakepit, managers a tit, who just won't quit, bankrupt coffee bowl
You'd better hope we don't get promoted any time soon. (Banker, really). By the time Shearer and co had said all that, it would be time for the MOTD closing credits!