Off Topic My videos - ( NSFW )

Well in that case that Noone feller is a perv.

 

Again? That's twice you have signed him.

 

No, I thought I hadn't posted that video on the thread.

 

Well I'll be watching it anyway..good work Matthew, as usual.

 

Around 5 minutes. That's much more like it tbf.

Is that Klopp sitting on the corner of the bed behind you? Rispek!

 

Prefer the gimps heavily laden adult versions full of bad language

 

4:31 Ham.

 

He even goes on to say "That's besides the point"

 

Is that mong speaking the queens english?

 

It all adds to the quality of the production!

 

Matths videos are easily the best on YouTube.

 

****ing hell

And people on here constantly jump to his defence when I have a go at him?

****ing nonce.

 

"My man of the match would be..." and then lists all 11 United players

Love you Matth!

 

Didn't work.

 

Matthew.....seriously bro you are missing a trick here with how you present yourself.

You could potentially be swarming with Puseiii....instead you don't comb your hair and rocking Lonsdale. You better off with plain items of clothing on if that's the case.

Grow some facial hair, gal love that....get the hair styled...get some puthee posters on the wall behind you...get your phone on loud, get a mate to drop a message so we can hear it go off, everytime it does just roll your eyes and make out as though its some gal, the trick is to always mention a different woman with every beep. Then women get curious and think they want a bit of what all these other women are crazy for. Lol women, fickle fam, you play the game Yo, I guarantee you'll be a hit.

 

One thing at a time Spurlock. If he wipes the spaghetti hoops off his chin it would be a huge step forward