Ah, the terrorists with manners. Will phone ye up to to tell ye they planted a bomb. Pity no **** could understand their paddy accents.
Anyone want to come and bail Dumbcunt Nonuts out? im smashing his back doors in as if he is a 9 year old girl and now he doesnt like it.
Go and eat a sausage roll mate ,all that walking around the recycling plant as a security guard with no food in your belly must be playing havoc with your tiny little brain.
Make sure you don't use deodorant and be sure to take your stinkiest flip flops, you don't want to show yourself up as a poofy Westerner whilst kneeling on the floor staring at a bunch of old men's arses in discoloured pregnancy smocks.