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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So. She's in the toilet at a restaurant and noticed a mirror low down that she could see her arse in. She thinks it's great and it checking herself out from the front and back, all is good.

    She tells me about it and I have to point out that the low down mirrors in the toilet will be for the wheelchair users.

    Need the footy to start.
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Get her to pop back and take some pics so you can post them mate <ok>
     
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  3. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    Yeah I'm with Tobes reckon anyone could make this story up.

    Pics or it didn't happen <ok>
     
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  4. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Get her to take a pic and stick it on the political thread with the title of 'a view from the left' as seen from the right..<ok>

    maybe not, err have a great time mate, Klopps still Klopping so enjoy..<ok>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    She brushed her teeth with my hand gel once, when hand wash was a new thing tbf but still mental.

    So intelligent and so blonde all at once.
     
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  6. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Have you two met Donald Trump yet? :)
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    As above. Pics or GTFO
     
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    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    You want Petey and dull to actually see female flesh?

    There will be blood
     
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  9. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Was she wearing your bollocks at the time?
     
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