Mr & Mrs MM Conversation

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  1. Southcoastoldgaffer

    Southcoastoldgaffer Well-Known Member

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    "Morning Mick, how are we this morning?"

    "Not good, Fiona....I've lost that magic touch, lost the players, lost the plot and lost the fans too!"

    "Yes, I rather think so dear...I heard all the booing"

    "But you weren't at the match..."

    "I heard it from here, Mick...sorry. Is it time to say sod it, retire and get a life back?"

    "Naah, I'll sort it somehow, I'll persuade ME to throw some dosh at some skilful, talented and creative players."

    "But I thought you had loads of talent and younger players"

    "You should have seen their faces in the dressing room. No bloody Xmas cheer there!"

    I have been reading up on some of the club forums.....not a happy read, dear! And those blokes on one called not707 or something, seem to know what they are talking about. Whats this Skuglass stuff...and hoofball then?
    They say they want be entertained, something to cheer about, and we cant pass the ball let alone score goals.
    There's this really mouthy member called Spanish but he does seem to nail it, Mick.
    Here's a nice idea, dearest.You are a decent bloke, better than that money laundering sh..head owner. How about you and ME have a really good chat Thursday morning and agree to give all those lovely men, boys and girls from Suffolk the best present they ever had...
    ...

    ..and give them their famous Club back! And we can retire in some quiet leafy place in Ireland."
     
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  2. WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM

    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM Well-Known Member

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    I don't see MM walking.......he is on to much money to just leave without a settlement which makes me think maybe he might be trying to push Evans into pulling the trigger.......

    I don't think MM going is gonna solve all our problems but it will help.....I hope that MEvans will be putting the club up for sale or free to good home some time soon.
     
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    I just pray they don't leave us with some final shafting that sinks the Club.I don't fancy the long haul back through the Divisions like Wimbledon.
     
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    I think Mick can only give us a little gentle fingering the major hammering will come from Evans...


    Evans will get the goldmine whilst the fans get the Shaft........
     
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  5. Castro Sito

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    Does look bleak at the moment. Mick Mills said yesterday that he couldn't see us go down as there are at least 3 or 4 worse teams than ourselves. I think he's right and I think Mick would keep us in this division but I'm definitely not spending money on those ticket prices to watch that s***e again. The club and especially MM should've made a heartfelt apology to everyone who gave up their Boxing Day to watch that, just embarrassing.

    Will be interesting to see the attendance figures for Bristol. I'm going to stick to the commentary from now on with the added bonus of not having to watch it.
     
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    If you don't beat us Saturday then you really are in a terrible mess.
    We've lost 7 of the last 8, the only win was against you a few weeks back.
    If you sack MM, I'll pay Junior's bus fare to manage you lot.
    Believe me, you have a better manager than we have - check out our spend against yours.
    Now we'll let the useless runt with even more money from Kodija and Bolasie in January.

    I can't bring myself to say I want you to win because of our red shirt, but I won't be sad if you hammer us 5-0.
    It might bring our owner to see the light.
     
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    Great post Gaffer lad! <ok>

    After my hugely enjoyable trip down to Fontwell Races on Boxing Day I'm now off to Littlehampton for a bracing walk by the coast. My 19 year old lad is going up to watch the Tiwn game on Friday night, he offered me a ticket and I politely declined even though I'm going up to Ipswich to spend New Yesr with family! I never thought that in all the forty years of being a Town supporter that I would ever turn down the chance to watch the Town play! McCartthy and Evans have driven me to this point of sheer frustration and apathy! I fooking loathe them both with a passion.

    We want our Ipswich Town back even if it means spending a season in league 1 while we get back to playing some bright attacking football under the guidance of a younger manager. Surely relegation is more preferable than this grinding stagnation???
     
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  8. San Diego

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    You could use that ticket to help speed up the process JWM.
    Get yourself in the ground with a great big banner or something <ok>
     
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  9. Southcoastoldgaffer

    Southcoastoldgaffer Well-Known Member

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    I am up here now on the beautiful Suffolk coast, a favourite haunt and pilgrimage for a few days. Am I heading to PR Friday night?

    Am I heck! Sad times indeed.
     
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    Sounds lovely Gaffer! Aldeburgh, Southwold and Walberswick?

    I will be up there on Saturday and I can't wait! It's a beautiful part of the world far better than the Sussex Coast IMO.
     
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    'MOUTHY'<laugh>:1980_boogie_down:
     
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    Southcoastoldgaffer Well-Known Member

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    Yep, Westleton based,Dunwich, Southwold.... great walks & lovely jubbly jars of Adnams! The best coast and you are so right, leaves Sussex behind.
     
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    Just poetic license my old mucker!
     
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    Or 'Bang on' <laugh>
     
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