For some unknown reason, my Mouser Watch thread was merged with an AFC thread. Many of you have urged me to continue my erudite observations of the Mouser board, and I have finally caved in. So, by popular demand, I present to you the all-new Mouser Watch thread! Let me kick things off by saying that I was heartily amused by some Mosuer ITK called Skylarker winding up his fellow Mousers with some pathetic claim that he was privy to some "astounding" ITK news, but that he he couldn't let on what it was because he was sworn to secrecy. Yeah, right, pal. We all believe you. No, really. We do. Mind you, if the "astonishing" news is that 'Pool are planning to fight next season's relegation battle by appointing Martinez as its next manager, you're a bit late, pal. It's all over the news, already.