Off Topic Moany old bastard thread.

I don't mind if people wanna believe in fairies and afterlife etc if it helps them in some way, but when it gets ridiculous like when that Crain splattered all them folk in Meccah, then they said it was a test from god... unbelievable. What a stupid life.

 

Or crusty jugglers

A divvent naa but you would think they would of been over the moon after their relative was saved

 

Well no tv news, newspapers etc for 9 days - I'm off to Spain; So no moaning from me next week. Well, unless the sun isn't round enough in Spain.

 

I've seen the result of kids going through windscreens in the middle east. It wasn't the fact they were standing on the front passenger seat at high speed.

It was gods will apparently

 

Im baffled by it mate.

That isn't just being nasty. It's ****ing evil. (and im nee dog lover)

 

There's a programme on called GOGGLEBOX that the wife is watching and there's a bloke on there who has been going round correcting grammar on the signs of shops

I've not seen Gordon in a while as it happens.

 

Best place for folk who think like that is the morgue, natural selection.

 

Snap!

 

Religion smigion. **** that ****e man.

 

But it's the kids going through the windscreen not the bastards who should know better!

 

Aye.

Ungrateful ****s.

 

Is he still searching for smugs prostrate with his tongue?

 

Like them ****ing divs who say "Yant got twenny pee have ya mate for a sandwich".... Then when you go to find twenty pence they go "Or a couple of quid if you've got it spare".

No you ungrateful little whispy chinned anorexic ****ing pigeon, you'll get **** all now.

 

I called a truce with G.

Can't harbour bad feelings forever.

I'm all about peace and love in 2017.

Until Relic comes back.

 

I want to moan about homeless. But i dont know enough about it now.

Seen some. I try the blank expression

 

Whats up with gay blue posts?

 

A few years back my missus popped into the sunbed shop after work, there was a 16 year old at the till and this ****er walked in brandishing a machete, threatened the young lass and grabbed about £20 from the till, knocked my missus over who being a feisty ****er threw a staple gun at him and he legged it. Coppers came and took my missus home and interviewed her and all that ****e. Anyway while they are interviewing her it came over the radio that they'd caught this ****er cos he'd been high on drugs and pissed, the stupid **** only fell on his own machete and stabbed himself.

Anyway, case went to court and he got off with it!!!!! he'd tried to rob the post office, then the butchers, then the sunbed shop and his brief got him off on account of him not being in full control of his actions FFS!!!!!

 

Depends what type of homeless they are, some of them I'll help with every penny in my pocket, others I'd ****ing happily leave in the gutter unconscious just to be certain that I won't catch their AIDS.

I think the two are easy to tell apart, but there's a grey area. If you've got a tent you're not a proper homeless... That's just weird, homeless slept in cardboard boxes in the good old days.

 

At least he stabbed himself.

 

And he grassed his mate up who had been keeping watch outside.