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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

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  1. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Glad to hear that you are ok.

    Didnt want to lose another poster from the PL board - its infested with Spurs fans who need putting in there place
     
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    gooner4ever, Jun 2, 2017
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    He stopped off at Basingstoke on his way to Wembley...Hasn't been seen since.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Probably consoling himself with a dildo, alone in the back seat of a Rover 25
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 20, 2017
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    He was flying in to Wembley today to watch the game so it will take him a while to land the helicopter and then get the Mrs to pick him in the Rover ****heap death trap - so he will be on later.

    Or in in the real world he is still sobbing over the result, so his mummy is going to cook his favourite meal to cheer him up. He will be on once he has had his Alphabeti Spaghetti on toast :)
     
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    gooner4ever, Aug 20, 2017
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  6. enigma

    enigma Well-Known Member

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    He will be fuming that i liked your post
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He will be fuming that I liked your post
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 20, 2017
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  8. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Spurs should get Kleenex to be their main sponsor - when Spurs lose their fans sob uncontrollably, when Spurs win their fans go on a ****fest!
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    @Hoddle Is A God has proper gone missing - I haven't seen any reports of a helicopter coming down, has anyone else checked the hospitals or called the police?


    Or perhaps Hiag is getting consoled by Martin Jol, who has just informed HIag that there is a Peruvian child that's just been born that one day will play for Ajax and then move to Spurs :)
     
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    gooner4ever, Aug 20, 2017
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  10. Dier Hard

    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    Yeah but you lot have AFTV.
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    Any reports of a Rover 25 getting dented by a shopping trolley in Lidl car park ?
    HIAG could be in intensive care for all we know
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 20, 2017
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 20, 2017
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 20, 2017
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Lol triple post
     
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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh> Calm down dunc ffs la
     
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    I'm getting seriously worried about @Hoddle Is A God now.

    Has he gone into hiding before when the Spuds have lost to Chelsea ? I can't recall <whistle>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 20, 2017
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I watched the Spurs game in a Paddy pub on 7 Sisters road called The Eaglet.
    An African gentleman with a big beard and Bicked head sat at the bar wearing headphones and chose not to order any beverages.
    He was very animated the entire game and when Chelsea got the winner he sank to his knees punching the air with his head tilted back looking at the ceiling.

    The Irish who were there for Kerry v Mayo were gobsmacked.

    Dunc's pub anecdote #322
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If HIAG isn't dead then he's in for a complete humiliation for going missing after this loss.
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 21, 2017
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