I know we have a missing persons alert thread, but I thought we'd need to be a bit more specific, give the fact that we've just witnessed the effect of a Power Shift that started a little way back. The Gooners' board went totally AWOL in January, and there is no telling when or if it will return! Can I ask someone to put Pixie on suicide watch, please? He won't be of sound mind at this moment in time. I know some of you will probably not be able to tell any real difference, but look at his eyes... if he appears to be a little bit more dazed and confused compared with how you remembered him from yesterday, call an ambulance. Err on the side of caution if you are not sure. It is better to be safe than sorry. Thanks, lads.
Got to love the butt hurt that runs through Skiddy...always trying to pull his knob out to get the attention
The only way that will get any attention is when he emerges empty-handed, despite being a self-proclaimed "big boy"
You need to get back to your party thread HIAG, it's flagging mate. Somebody cleared the dance floor by playing "Diamond Lights", and now everyone's in the kitchen eyeing up the last bottle of Cinzano.
I think the 'lads' deserted it after HIAG made a call that he wanted 'arse at the bar'. #hiag grooming
@PISKIE What you doing here? You're doing the comedy turn over on the party thread in 10 minutes, mate! You need to polish your size 18 shoes! You've been wearing them all day.
Keep an eye on the Gooners lads, please. Especially Pixie. He's going to be hyper for a few hours, it's the despair numbing his senses. There's no telling what he'll do.
No one has gone missing - we are all reading your bullshit posts about Jol and Sanchez the Columbiam school kid! When will you ever learn to Google all the facts, now you have to buy an old Ajax shirt and match programs to show as proof that you aren't bullshiting
I'm sorry you got trolleyed, mate. I understand that you're rattle, but don't shoot the messenger. I saw this coming a very long way off. You should thank me.
One of the many things that tells everybody that HIAG isn't a Lawyer, is his shocking naivety when it comes to checking basic facts.