Medical thread

Feck me it's like watching Waiting for God reading all these posts from you old bastards. Read the title and thought Eire's on the wind up. Read the OP and thought I hope Cheapy doesn't list all of his ailments, someone will suggest a gun as the cure

 

The Wallies must be riddled with shin splints after running away from the Hammers fans then

 

Chippy can lay his hands on a gun if things continue to go down hill...
He can also get hold of one if you keep dishing it out.

 

you won't be able to pull the trigger with your gout riddled fingers

 

Not an issue as i could always wrap the butt round ur fecking skull

 

Must have the sense of smell of a bloodhound too. How the feck is he going to find me if not? Won't be from hearing or seeing me that's for sure

 

Just stand at the bar, he'll never find you

 

Marcos, erm ..... erm..... erm. How can I put this gently ..... Hmmmm.....

Ok, here goes ..... we don't actually need the sense of smell of a bloodhound to find you. You just need to be a bit north of Doncaster.

There, I've said it!

 

Mate, even his 'phone doesn't work within 30 feet of a bar - I hear you

 

Ben told me my FCUK smells awesome - what are you saying?

 

I always find a bottle of single malt does the trick. Not so much the whisky but the shock you get when you pay for it. Stiffens you right up.

 

I thought it was our very own Farsley who stiffened you up Brissy

 

Beat me to it. Exactly my first thought too.

 

If it came to a toss up (no pun intended) I think Malt would win by a head (again, no pun intended).

 

You stink of southerner so even a dog with no nose could sniff you out my lil secret chelscum supporting buddy.

 

I should have read back.... Great minds...

 

Drink loads of alcohol

 

Back to the op,
Pain in your leg comes from your lower back,
Do some google research,i had it once cured myself via dr google,basic posture and some stretching did it,feckin painful it can be.
2follow Shakos advice,Beer the cause of and soloution to,all lifes little problems.
H.Simson.

 

Howya Este

 

Howdo fella,this lot should stay away from quacks and get down the offie more