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Margaret Thatcher Dead Jokes

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Apr 8, 2013.

  1. RAVENBLACK

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    I don't know why anyone has any sympathy for the ****in miners. Work shy layabout retards who actively promoted death and destruction. The mines were losing money hand over fist so **** 'em. They were thick as mince as well.

    Survival of the fittest and all that.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    ER admits to ****ing minors.
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    This <applause>
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What team did she support?
     
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    Apparently he's furious about their fitness levels, I expect they'll get roasted.
     
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    This new Argentinian pope doesn't hang about.
     
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    Apparently her body is going to be thrown down a disused mineshaft and people will be charged a tenner a ****.

    The National Debt is expected to be fully paid off early next week.
     
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    Alll Tories need mental health support---- in an ideal world, so as its not, they can just become parts of a freak show, cameron and osbourne and boris in a bum fest...
     
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  10. Hash.

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    please log in to view this image



    GBTP
     
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    Brilliant
     
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    <laugh> medro will be beeling
     
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  13. Thomas The Cat

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    Following the death of Thatcher the nhs describe her condition as satisfactory
     
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    [video=youtube;xmmomV-ax-s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmmomV-ax-s[/video]
     
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  15. eric cartman

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    Margaret Thatcher: brought suffering to millions with a miner&#8217;s strike, ended her own with a minor stroke.


    Well based on twitter today I think it&#8217;s fair to say Thatcher is like Marmite&#8230;

    She&#8217;s cold, a strange colour and smells funny.



    Apparently Thatcher is a cold hearted bitch&#8230;

    Oh and she just died..
     
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  16. eric cartman

    eric cartman Well-Known Member

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    "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988

    "There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013



    Margaret Thatcher's final wish was to be cremated.

    Unfortunately, we've no coal left
     
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  17. eric cartman

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    Once Britain was an empire, and we were ruled by an emperor. Then Britain became a kingdom, and we were ruled by a king. Now Britain is a country, and we are ruled by Margaret Thatcher.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Roasting, eh? You saucy minx.
     
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  19. Mick

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  20. Mick

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    "There is no such thing as society" - Margaret Thatcher, 1988

    "There is no such thing as Margaret Thatcher" - Society, 2013
     
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