Off Topic The Goodhand Arms

I feel a mixture of sorrow and fortune.

 

Manchester bomber named as 22 year old Salman Abedi. Burn in hell ****.

 

How's your daughter taking this? I would imagine she would be shaken up. Hope she's OK.

 

I haven't seen her today as I left home early... not spoken to the wife either properly.

 

A story about Roger Moore to help light a dark day (with thanks to Marc Haynes for it) -


As an seven year old in about 1983, in the days before First Class Lounges at airports, I was with my grandad in Nice Airport and saw Roger Moore sitting at the departure gate, reading a paper. I told my granddad I'd just seen James Bond and asked if we could go over so I could get his autograph. My grandad had no idea who James Bond or Roger Moore were, so we walked over and he popped me in front of Roger Moore, with the words "my grandson says you're famous. Can you sign this?"

As charming as you'd expect, Roger asks my name and duly signs the back of my plane ticket, a fulsome note full of best wishes. I'm ecstatic, but as we head back to our seats, I glance down at the signature. It's hard to decipher it but it definitely doesn't say 'James Bond'. My grandad looks at it, half figures out it says 'Roger Moore' - I have absolutely no idea who that is, and my hearts sinks. I tell my grandad he's signed it wrong, that he's put someone else's name - so my grandad heads back to Roger Moore, holding the ticket which he's only just signed.

I remember staying by our seats and my grandad saying "he says you've signed the wrong name. He says your name is James Bond." Roger Moore's face crinkled up with realisation and he beckoned me over. When I was by his knee, he leant over, looked from side to side, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said to me, "I have to sign my name as 'Roger Moore' because otherwise...Blofeld might find out I was here." He asked me not to tell anyone that I'd just seen James Bond, and he thanked me for keeping his secret. I went back to our seats, my nerves absolutely jangling with delight. My grandad asked me if he'd signed 'James Bond.' No, I said. I'd got it wrong. I was working with James Bond now.

Many, many years later, I was working as a scriptwriter on a recording that involved UNICEF, and Roger Moore was doing a piece to camera as an ambassador. He was completely lovely and while the cameramen were setting up, I told him in passing the story of when I met him in Nice Airport. He was happy to hear it, and he had a chuckle and said "Well, I don't remember but I'm glad you got to meet James Bond." So that was lovely.

And then he did something so brilliant. After the filming, he walked past me in the corridor, heading out to his car - but as he got level, he paused, looked both ways, raised an eyebrow and in a hushed voice said, "Of course I remember our meeting in Nice. But I didn't say anything in there, because those cameramen - any one of them could be working for Blofeld."

I was as delighted at 30 as I had been at 7. What a man. What a tremendous man.

 

What a fabulous story Laces, I'm going to relay that if you don't mind, with credits to you of course!

 

Not to me! To Marc Haynes

 

If you remind me who Mark Haynes is....!

 

Oh he's just a mutual acquaintance on FB.

 

OK, I'll just credit a "friend of a friend"!

 

A surreal 24 hours. The pub I work in is the nearest one to the arena. Just left it an hour before the attack after a training day. I heard the explosion and saw the madness after it as it's only 5 minute walk from the apartment..Horrible stuff. Then today I got the all clear from the cancer which I have had removed 2 weeks ago. 24 hours I won't forget in a hurry

 

Congratulations (on the cancer bit).

 

So glad to hear about the cancer, but the rest of it must have been a nightmare.

 

Hasn't really fully sank in tbh. The city is an eerie place today, so much so we drove out of it to get away and take our minds off the whole thing

 

Congratulations on the all clear

 

Damn, congrats in the all clear.

 

Congrats on the cancer.

 

Great news on such a sad day. Congrats

 

Congrats on the cancer news Bronze