By saying something not even remotely close to what I said and then incorrectly claiming it is a metaphor? What you're actually doing is making twat of yourself. Again.
My writing "your mum stinks!" is a metaphor, Chief. It is a childish taunt used by juveniles when they have absolutely nothing else to come up with. By replacing that taunt with what you wrote, I am using this metaphor to highlight your juvenile behaviour. It is a pity that that upsets you, but I have a habit of exposing poor wumsters. Stick around long enough, and you will get used to that fact.
I know the ones you mean, with Kodi installed in them? My IPTV box uses Mobdro. There's usually 7-8 streams for any major game. Ok. Some of them might not have English commentary, but most do. Or if you have a dish, you could look at a Sky F5 box. You can find them on eBay.
That's my line! Although you supposedly have me on ignore so not sure how you saw it... Oops, Bluey cocked up!
Because you seem to be implying that as a moderator I have to put up with whatever any brainless halfwit of zero intelligence and limited vocabulary has to say to me, regardless of how blindingly incorrect they are. Is that about it?
Not at all, but to bellow out replies like "depressingly thick cretin" isn't that clever is it? Even you can see that.