Transfer Rumours Lucas Perez could be worth a punt!

What the **** is Beeling?

I thought you meant Reeling at first but the B and R are nowhere near each other on a QWERTY keyboard?

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/tags.php?tag=beeling

 

ahhh, didn't realise you were a sweaty Pisk!

 

Yeah your squad is full of big game players mate, that's why you just keep getting the job done.

 

I'm not. Just borrowing some vernacular

 

Thats because he has a 13 millimetre clitoris.

 

Hiag mate - Perez isn't good enough for us at Arsenal but he is better than your Janssen, maybe he could a job at Spurs for when Kane moves on to a big club when he is tired of not winning anything.

I really admire your belief that Spurs are a big club, don't you worry yourself with what everyone else thinks, you keep on believing, as you never know but maybe one day your dream may come true.












And pigs will fly

 

I hope they are Kosher.

 

Hm. Interesting thoughts, G4E.

Personally, I'd love for Poch to get his hands on this lad and prove to you just how much better a coach and trainer he is than your dinosaur manager, by turning him into a World beater.

No worries, though. We don't need him.

 

Whats he doing with the world beaters he's had for two years Bell?


I'll give you a clue....Plumbers and Postmen.

 

Whenever Perez had game time he played well IMO but Wenger didn't see that. Wenger is entitled to his opinion.

If you think Wenger is a dinosaur then how come he has won 3 major trophies in the last 4 years ?
How many have Spurs nearly won ?

Are you going to the Spurs v Juventus game at Wembley - that is Wembley London and not to be confused with Wembley Los Angeles, as I know that geography isn't your strong suit

 

Perez looked decent enough when he got a game, which was fleetingly. But as you say Wenger is entitled to choose who gets a starting berth. Shame for Perez really, but if you're at a big club then you have to expect the manager to make tough decisions and even if you're good, you still might not make the first team.

Bottom line is that he's not needed at Arsenal, but as HIAG says he might fit in at Spurs.

 

I reckon Poch would get far more out of him than Wenger has.

If we can nab him for around £16m, he'd certainly be worth a punt.

 

Sounds good to me, we recoup our money and get rid of some deadwood. He's not good enough for Arsenal, but he'd be a decent acquisition for Spurs.

 

Can they afford £16 million?

 

No sell-on clause, though.

Don't want Mr Chippy benefitting from Poch's genius.

A couple of years with Poch and we'll be able to off-load the lad for circa £50 million.

Job done, Pix.

 

We wouldn't need one. If you gave us £16m then we'd recoup our initial outlay anyway and get rid of some deadwood.

Good luck selling a 31 year old squad player for £50m by the way.

 

31?

Why didn't you say that from the start?

No way do we want an old fella.

Poch wants kids.

Nah, sorry, Pix. You're stuck with him, I'm afraid.

 

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