Transfer Rumours Lucas Perez could be worth a punt!

Spanish striker Lucas Perez, 28, wants to leave Arsenal after feeling "cheated" by his treatment at the club, including new signing Alexandre Lacazette being given the number nine shirt.
(La Voz de Galicia, via Daily Telegraph)

@PISKIE @gooner4ever (and any other remaining Gooner lads)

What's this lad like?

I am not wumming - genuinely interested.

Sure, I can imagine Wenger has turned gold into ****, so he probably has gone backwards at Arsenal, but is he the type of player whom Poch could work his usual magic on?

I'm wondering if Levy ought to be making a cheeky £10 million bid for him?

He's clearly decided to desert Arsenal - having been betrayed by the club - and I am wondering if we ought to mount a rescue mission?

I'm interested to hear what you Gooners lads have to say about this lad.

 

We've signed a better player. So he will be moved on, probably to a smaller club. So yes, he could well sign for Spurs I suppose.

 

So, he's not a big-game player, Pix?

In which case, Poch definitely won't want him.

He'll probably end up at one of your rivals, such as Everton or Stoke, mate.

 

You just said that he'd be 'worth a punt' and that Levy should put a £10m bid in.

You've just put Spurs in the same bracket as Everton and Stoke with that comment. Nice **** up mate

 

No, mate. I was clearly canvassing the opinion of you Gooner lads as to whether or not he's worth a punt.

You clearly think not.


I wonder if @gooner4ever concurs with that view?

 

Now I know who he is

 

On the contrary. I think he'd be well suited to a club like Spurs.

It wouldn't be the first time you've given us money for our old dross either.

 

He's no Vincent Janssen.

 

HIAG has compared Lacazette to Janssen, in his now infamous flop-gate tirade.

 

Use the proper transfer thread you ****ing Bell End.

 

This is another one of HIAG's piss poor attempts at wumming and he's already ****ed up on page 1 I reckon there's a few more WFU gems in here to come. What page do you reckon the 'net of defeat' will be posted ? We should have a sweepstake.

 

Clearly one of his stealth WFU's.

 

We don't yet know, Pix.

The **** up is more than likely to be yours, mate.

 

Great that you actually believe that. It will make your continued **** up even funnier as it unfolds.

 

And if it doesn't?

Will you, finally, concede that you are this forum's greatest and most tragic clown?

 

You're rattled to **** this morning mate aren't you. What's up fella ? Beeling from seeing Spurs getting humped by Roma ?

Or did the missus lock you out until 3am again whilst she was getting humped by her boyfriend ?

 

Wow!

That's quite rant-ish, mate!

Was my "clown" jibe a little too close to the knuckle?

Sorry about that.

 

Just enjoying watching you having a meltdown before the day has even really got going

 

I'm calm.

I have a busy day ahead.

Those burgers don't flip themselves, you know.

 

Good for you fella. They'll take one of your stars away and put you on lettuce chopping duty if you go into work beeling like you have on here this morning. Take care mate.