Match Day Thread Liverpool v Swansea - Premier league

Klopp NEEDED signings this month. We get any now and it'll probably be too late anyway.

 

Every word of that is true, but it's been a bad enough day without people feeling the need to use Americanisms.

 

What about the 38 pens, 24 corners and 16 throw ins you didn't get mate?

 

And the 7 players they didn't get sent off! Shocking really mate

 

On the plus side... we got another offside goal. So happy days Donga will be tattooing that tonight

 

Think the only thing that kept Klavan on the pitch today was the semi-hysterical way that Lorrente went down holding his face Herrera-like (matched only by Trevor Francis jizzing himself Alan Smith-like). Even with 38 pens, 24 corners and 16 throw-ins we weren't winning today.

Btw, you still in the Stan camp with that Studge non-pen on Wednesday night? Really? It wasn't a pen? I mean, don't get me wrong, I made absolutely no fuss about it on Wednesday as it really was just one of those things; but just how much clearer does a pen have to be for you? You don't need to have my phenomenal memory for bad refereeing decisions (for AND against) to know that was a dreadful decision. And that you have a phenomenal record for backing atrocious decisions that go overwhelmingly for you.

 

Trebs, you have the (selective) memory of a goldfish: I have a fantastic memory recall system (sorry to be big-headed, but I do). But you don't need to tattoo Unitard's dodgy decisions to remember them all - you just need a very, very long list.

 

(french accent) I didn't see it

 

I just remember the wins... and all that added time

 

Cheers to the one Swansea vote ....lol

 

That was Valley

Obviously knew more than some on here

 

Even a broken clock is right on occasion treb

 

like treb here... I think i should thread ban him for the laugh so he can go over to the prem thread and go mad there.... like herding sheep in a pen..

 

^^^^ fascist! #fear based post

 

Smashed is a bit of an exaggeration. You took your chances better but Liverpool dominated most of the game.

I will agree that, for once, the ref didn't seem out to get us, got more calls our way than not.

 

Evening lads, how did you feel about Kloppy sending on a giant of a centre half to play up front and help your long ball attempts to get something from the game today?

Jose took Fellaini off and brought on Rashford and Lingard to inject some pace.

 

He forgot to give you your penalty though.

 

That's a sore point for discussion. A lot of double standards on here. @astro particularly doesn't want anyone talking about it

 

Since you doesn't win, he'll revert back to the long punt up field to Felliani & Zlatan next week

 

Kustard?