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Liverpool Headline Game

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Dec 6, 2015.

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The winner is

Poll closed Dec 10, 2015.
  1. Well **** me sideways - Pantsy OR Thieving magpies do the impossible and rob the scousers Commanche

    6.7%
  2. There's no Skrteling round it Newcastle 2 - Liverpool 0 - GLIF

    6.7%
  3. Pool sunk as Magpies soar - Sebb OR We Wuz Robbed' say the Scousers- Playboy

    6.7%
  4. Gigi klippity Klopps the Kop !- The Old Crone OR Liverpool - Wijn-nailed-em - Jak Attack

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Toon tidal wave swamps Littlepool -HangmanORJurganin doon but Gini brace full throttles Nitro

    6.7%
  6. Klopps Flops Wishes Dashed By Geordies One Gini Out of Bottlers - Has Been

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. We're gunna win the league, we're gunna win the league........- Peacock's syrup

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. I Dream Of Gini - But Skrtel Has Nightmare- No Chance

    13.3%
  9. Gini seals rare Wijn for Toon - Oh Be Have OR Gini just the tonic for punch drunk Toon Chippy

    26.7%
  10. Klopps Sexy Football Frustrated By Dutch Cap - White Day OR Toon beat Liverpool 2-0 BISC

    33.3%
  1. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    If you are not able to make up a Headline after a result like today's then you have no right calling yourself a Toon Army member. Just when the pain seems unbearable there comes a game that even Mental Health Care Homes recommend their patients to enter (if in doubt, just look at who submits entries) to relieve their heartaches and pains.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 7.30pm Tuesday 08/12/15
    3. If more than 3 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 3 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Well **** me sideways
     
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  3. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    There's no Skrteling round it
    Newcastle 2 - Liverpool 0
     
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

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    Pool sunk as Magpies soar.
     
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  5. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Gigi klippity Klopps the Kop !
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Toon tidal wave swamps Littlepool
     
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  7. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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    Klopps Flops Wishes Dashed By Geordies Gini Out of Bottlers
     
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  8. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    We're gunna win the league, we're gunna win the league........
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    I Dream Of Gini - But Skrtel Has Nightmare
     
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  10. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    One for the oldies.

    <cheers>
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Gini seals rare Wijn for Toon
     
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  12. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Klopps Sexy Football Frustrated By Dutch Cap
     
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  13. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <applause>
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Thieving magpies do the impossible and rob the scousers.
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    'We Wuz Robbed' say the Scousers <ironic>
     
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  16. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Liverpool - Wijn-nailed-em
     
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Jurganin doon was the cry, but Gini brace full throttles Klopp to give magpies hope
     
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  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Klopp mustered his thieves, but gini stole the show.
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Gini just the tonic for punch drunk Toon
     
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  20. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Geordie steal the scousers points #irony
     
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