Leeds fans get a warm welcome,,

If that's what you do in London then that's obviously you're choice. But outside London, we like to use this amazing invention known as a toilet.

thatsb why Hull still stinks then cos Hull is a toilet

 

Yes, I am. Obviously. And this is coming from the guy who reckons you shoe shop in ****ing Tesco...

Well done. You changed my quote. Did I ever mention the fact that you're a genius?

oh dear...

 

No, but you certainly recognise talent when you see it.

 

Hmm yeah, I was thinking of becoming a Scout maybe. In fact, there's an open vacancy in the nearby University for a Science Tutor. I'm sure you're intellect has you perfectly suited for it

 

How you can return to this thread, when you openly admit to having a bird that ****s in shops is beyond me.

As to a day off on here while watching her dump, no sorry try shoes on in BHS is hilarious. FFS what do you do on a night out? lick windows?

 

Yes, because I'd spend all day watching her try shoes on...
I don't know about you, but when I go shopping, we tend to go for most things that we need. Not spend all day trying on shoes.

And you find the exact quote to where I 'openly admit to having a bird that ****s in shops' and I'll believe you. I'm pretty sure I laughed at you for attempting to be humerous but getting the type of shop completely wrong. If I'd have said we're in Tesco at the moment, that would have been pretty funny. Try again

 

"I wouldn't have had to Google that... There's something lacking intellectually if you didn't know the meanings of apostrophes. I could have distinguished between possession and and abbreviation

Did you pass English Showoff?"

 

Tik, tik as a plank.

 

Irony, get used to it

 

Irony.

****ed up big style.

 

If that makes you feel better about yourself then yeah sure

 

A special trophy coming your way I think

 

His Mrs probably tells him what to say.

Anyone who has to take a day off , to be dragged round the shops in Hull by some silly northern bint, really needs to take stock of their life, not be on here trying to be ironic only to end up looking moronic.

 

'Tik'?
I'm not sure about you mate. You attempt to hand the banter out- but make it look worse on yourself.
You know that tree supplying you with air. Yeah. Apologise to it....

 

Umm, now try when posting, U-Drink-Ur-Nan's-Pee, to actually read it all through first before getting too trigger happy with the 'post quick reply' button. It avoids the public humiliation of appearing retarded.

 

Bit of a big word for you isn't it?

And I actually dragged her out today. I need a new jacket and to go to get the kids' Christmas presents while they're at school. She wanted a new pair of shoes which have been bought and it's now my time to go to the local. I don't mind buying my kids presents to make them happy on Christmas day and then to end up sat in a Pub drinking beer on a day off. I'm pretty sure there's worse things I could have done.

 

Amber Muppet, interesting as your life might be to you - to us it's irrelevant. Hope that helps you to formulate your next post before boring the pants of everyone

 

Well you're the one who encouraged that post by being a complete tool and saying I get dragged around town. It's clarification on my previous post which nobody else but you needed.

You'd made like 70 posts before this Thread, what's happened to you? A new surge in confidence?

 

You've made 1,323 - let's hope for sake of all the poor sods who've read them, that they were better and more interesting than the last 20 or so you posted on this thread

By the way i've not counted if it's 20, 19, or 2 before you count them and correct me.

 

FFS Lads whats going on,i come on here for some stimulating conversation and find you've been invaded by retarded plebs..