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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You have a sick mind <yikes>
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Actually a very clean one, clearly
     
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  3. saintKlopp

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    It might involve chloroform and a hospital bed in Slovenia for an entirely different type of operation.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. Reckon the nurse's uniform will be on show again <laugh>
     
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  5. Nozzer

    Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    It takes her that long to orgasm?
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    RHC believes in long periods of foreplay to warm her up properly.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's just texted saying she's going to be absolutely filthy this weekend <yikes>
     
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    so she considered last time to be good clean wholesome fun !!!!
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

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    she's gagging for it....

    hasn't stopped thinking about the hot carling you poured down her gob :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You really shouldn't sexualise women this way. She has a personality and emotions. Perhaps you should buy her some roses and ask her about her feelings instead of ploughing her.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think you need to meet her to understand what she looks for. I won't go anywhere near **** <laugh>
     
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  14. Tobes

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    Not sure where you go from watersports on the first 'date' to a 3 some with her relation on the 2nd.

    Is Purple Aki still out and about?
     
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  15. Garlic Klopp

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    Perhaps she is bringing a donkey with her from Spain
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Purple Aki goes by the name jigsawklopp these days.
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's indicated her relation will be involved again <ok>
     
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  18. Garlic Klopp

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    Yes, but this time it is her Dad:emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke::emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Look.... i dunno... have to used the old timers euphemisms for "i want to **** you" yet?

    Want to go back to mine for a coffee?
    How about a night cap?
    or

    "netflix and chill" is maybe still even popular today.

    If she's refused you on this stuff already then you know where you stand

    however.... do you actually like the girl? as in like her... not just want to **** her anally after pissing in her gob?

    the issue i see here is if you do like her you might find eventually while you are good together in general she's a total prude in bed... who knows.
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

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    eewww i just got one of those horrid vomitty shivers you only get when you are truly disgusted.
     
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