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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You sure that @Zingy hadn't been around. #hewould you know.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He'd **** a frog on the hop <ok>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    An amphibian in mid air, or a French woman drinking beer?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Either <ok>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Copying this from the Sturridge thread because it belongs here.

    Gina And RHC, the Bollywood dance track.

     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <yikes>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Feeling better now?
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ordered a new belt from Amazon, thinking it would fit through my letter box. I got an email yesterday afternoon saying it had been delivered to my next door neighbour. They're Poles and I've never spoken to either of them. They have knocked ion the front door a couple of times when the music has been a little loud. However, sometimes they play music quite loud during the day. When that happens, the unit points the speakers to the party wall and puts the Pistols on full volume. I asked her to go around and pick the package up for me <laugh>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If your belt doesn't fit through the letter box maybe that's a sign to drink less Carling. <whistle>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    My waist is 35 inch. My other belt was just very old. It's the way the ****er was packaged up.
     
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  11. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Drinking Carling should help the waist line with all the throwing up it brings...
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell <yikes> There was an Elvis tribute yesterday afternoon <laugh> The **** was an hour late. Big sideys just like the real thing had. When he got out of his car, I was sitting outside with my eldest. I said "I hate Elvis". He said "There's always one". Then my daughter said "I hate him too". No answer, was the deafening reply <laugh> ****ing Elvis <doh>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mafiosi

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    Caught in a trap... i can't walk out... cos gina chained me to the bed baby....

    Or We can't go on together with suspicious minds... .....I'm not ploughing your cousin without you there...


    any more?
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Not heard from her recently. Not chasing her though. Up to her <ok>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

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    Ones like her don't come around every day... Well I'm sure they come around a lot... But your odds of meeting one is low.

    Hold onto her RHC, she's your soul mate.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Soul mate? <laugh>
     
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    Yes, the two of you have souls forever entwined in a perpetual anal 69.
     
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  18. Tobes

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    She'll have had about half a dozen choppers slung up her since you last ploughed it <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #cynicalcunt <laugh>
     
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