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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What feller? Greez? <yikes>
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    <doh> sharpen up lad, been on the Carling this lunchtime ?!
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jul 14, 2017
  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is it Cornish Blue?
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He's called a feller coz he takes things that fell off the back of a lorry.
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    DJ Phill Resigns <yikes>

    Phill is an institution at the Cheese. He's been the resident DJ there on Fridays and Saturdays since well before I moved there. He gets paid in ale. The new management have been telling him to turn the volume down constantly and he finally saw his arse on Saturday night, apparently. I can't see it lasting, though. It'll do his head in <laugh>
     
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  6. Tobes

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    DJ Phil? Why have we never heard of this man before?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He's pretty non-controversial really. Just a nice guy. Doesn't get involved in any mither and doesn't behave like a ****. A rare commodity in that gaff <laugh>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is he a DJ?

    Radio or dance club?
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    It's two ls bro. That's important
     
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    Sounds a right **** :bandit:
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Had a client meeting in Alnwick yesterday. Pretty part of the world, but £3.80 a pint for ****ing Carling <grr>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 19, 2017
  12. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Gina would pee in your mouth for free.

     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think I'll let her next time <yikes>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I never thought I'd ask you this but...

    Do you swallow?
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ****ing doubt it, I'll give it her back <laugh>
     
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    Watersports for the over 50's has never had such a connotation before....

    Never had a woman that old, did you have to lube her up?
     
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    Tobes, Jul 19, 2017
  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    He just pissed in her vagina
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nope. Wet as **** <ok>
     
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    Left over from the previous guy... <whistle>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I was the previous guy <laugh>
     
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