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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. moreinjuredthanowen

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    ah that those standards again. banging two female cousins is fine but not sharing the love (and stds) with your internet bud is not on?
     
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  2. Tobes

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    You'd get your nose shoved out as they'd both want to ravish the Tobester
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They both like Liverpool and hate utd. Didn't bother asking them about small clubs <whistle>
     
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  4. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    He never had his nose in there as well !!!
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was very close <laugh>
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm too lazy to look back. What does Gina do in Spain? Did you say a bar owner? What part of Spain, one you would find worth visiting?
     
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  7. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    I think he is worried about Tobes and Gina's strap on, who would be spitted <yikes>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yep. Owns a bar. Torrevieja. Nice harbour.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There was a ****ing mental bitch in there yesterday evening. Recently moved to the area from **** knows where <yikes> She was with her feller as well, who looks a ****ing handful. She put a plethora of **** on the jukie and was dancing around screaming. She then started flirting with a good few of the lads in there. She's one of those who acts as if she's been going in there years and knows everyone. Good body, face not all that, head utterly gone. She's going to cause trouble before too much longer, nailed on.
     
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  10. DirtyFrank

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    Take her up the dunger....if boyfriend protests...take him up the dunger as well... just don't enjoy the second one...its business not pleasure....
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nah. Steering clear of that one. She was shouting she had charlie as well. Won't go down well with the management <yikes>
     
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  12. DirtyFrank

    DirtyFrank Well-Known Member

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    Who acts as bouncer if it kicks off?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Depends who's kicking off and who's in there. Not me in either respect <laugh>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It seems that the resident purveyor of baccy, fags and bog rolls is branching out into narcotics. He's just phoned to say he can get hold of weed, ironically called 'cheese' for £170 per ounce. I've told him not to bother <yikes>
     
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  15. Zanjinho

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    FFS...<doh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the ****'s wrong with that, soft lad. It's not 'fella'.
     
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  17. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    It's "fellow". Fella and feller are both common variations
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you trying to appear posh here? <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  19. Zanjinho

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    I is well posh <whistle>
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Is this feller a lumberjack ??
     
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