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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Fair enough man. I know you like meth

    Here's a funny story for you ... was playing tennis last night just doing the doubles social session and this girl who I'm partnered with hit me twice consecutively with her first and second serve, first time in the shoulder then straight after right in the back of the head <laugh>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    <laugh> I thought he was talking about cheese. I didn't realise Cornish Blue was a type of meth.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I was talking about cheese
     
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  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    No you weren't
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    It's quite new on the ice scene, good crystal though so i hear
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It tastes great on crackerwheat <ok>
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    that's an interesting new way of taking meth. i'd have ryvita
     
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  8. organic red

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    So, RHC's a meth head :emoticon-0112-wonde.........I can't say I'm at all surprised by this revelation
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Googling I find a lb of meth costs about $3500.

    So trusting Rob the builder to pick up half a pound of that stuff is quite trusting.

    How long does half a pound of Cornish Blue last you?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's ****ing inedible. Got it in an officially sealed foil wrapper, but it hasn't matured at all. I'm just about to email customer services with a rocket. <grr>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

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    Have you tried snorting it?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't be stupid, you soft yank twat <doh>
     
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  13. Garlic Klopp

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    Maybe Rob bought it when he first arrived then carried it around all day in the heat.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It could be a ****ing wind up <grr>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

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    i thought it was a cheese that should be out in open to mature properly.. be turned and that. why would it be in a sealed foil wrapper if so?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Because it's supposed to have gone through that process already <doh>
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

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    seems it was a bit young getting wrapped then cos without air its never maturing is it?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't know how it got through QC <grr>
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Maybe he just had a big ole scrape around under his foreskin and smushed the scrapings together
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Heard back from them - The wife and the bloke whose company it is - the one I went to school with when we moved from Liverpool. He's in NZ at the mo on the Lions tour, jammy ****. He's meeting me for a beer when he gets back and before returning to Cornwall, Google The Cornish Cheese Company for a photo of him. Very good rugby player who almost went pro (both codes). hard **** (farmer's boy). I had one scrap with him at school and he wiped the floor with me. I was no slouch back then either <ok>
     
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