Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Get an IV machine and have your body drip fed Carling instead.

Can skip the pub and avoid all the annoying people.

 

Nah, it's the only thing to do.

 

That's not the same. It reaffirms my self-image anyway

 

It is in Latchford, because the deceased was usually a pisshead

 

yup

milk its a celebration of their life. why in ye olden days it'd carry on for 3 days round the corpse til people were drunk enough to dance with it.

 

As long as that's all they did with it.

 

After 3 days nobody can remember

 

And it was drunk enough to dance with them.

 

what has the world come to when even RHC uses Politically Correct language
next thing you know a wheelchair will be a personal mobility device.

 

a really good funeral normally ends up with a family brawl followed by lachrymose making up over a bottle of JD.

 

Weddings and funerals are emotional occasions that gather together families from all over to remind them why they have nothing to do with each other the rest of the time.

 

Don't forget Christmas.

 

I have tried.

 

You see more family members at a funeral or wedding than you do at Christmas

 

True. You only see the ones you really hate at christmas.

 

I've never met, or only met once or twice, most of my family members. On Mum's side they're spread out across eastern Europe and don't speak English. On my dad's side most are dead or part of a family split after my grandmother's funeral so haven't spoke since (so I never met them).

I grew up with essentially just my immediate family. Saw the German grandmother once every 4 years or so.

 

It was hideous over the weekend. A feral creche was established. Maniac children and the parents were worse.More frightening than Alien Covenant

 

Kids in the alehouse do my ****ing nut in. Take them to Wacky Warehouse you scruffy ****s.

 

They did a ****ing BBQ every day which dragged the unwashed ****ers in as well

 

It's not frightening