Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

Not quite. Went to bed early because a cold has preventing me from sleeping well. Went to bed around 9, woke at 11 when a massive thunderclap went off outside my window. (2 tornados touched down in the area last night about 15 mins drive away)

I am incapable of falling back asleep if I wake up at night. Ended up playing with cats and tablet most of night.

 

really?

thats good. the guy i knew had a bike to go everywhere.. well a trike cos he was saying he could not afford to pound the ground and wear them out.

 

I always post exactly where I'm supposed to.

 

Depends on when he had them fitted, the technology moves on all the time.

The only thing you can't do with them is kneel lol

 

FFS...

 

If you ever decide to have a sex change can I suggest the name Eileen?

 

And if you stay a man you can be called Bob.

 

Did some quality online stalking of that fit nurse and turns out she's in a long term relationship with this guy who is a soldier so think I'll leave that alone, not that there'd be much of a chance anyways the spare minute i get to say hello-goodbye to her. Bit older than I thought as well but looks amazing for it so I was surprised, fantastic figure and some of the best #arsecheeks going @DirtyFrank

 

= away a lot
= lonely
= might be up for some cheeky cock on the side
= have a bash
= don't tell her where you live, just in case

 

Make up some fake name too, something like Cuthbert Anderson. (Or reverse those names somehow).

That way she can't track you down.

 

Christ, it was indeed awful. The beer garden was rammed with kids and there was the arse end of a funeral in there as well. Jukie on full vol, screaming brats on scooters IN THE PUB and pissed up funeral goers. What bliss

 

Already done that mate, told her I was in Specialist recruitment in the Warrington area.

Her old man is a right unit, works away on the rigs

 

Eh?

 

Find a proper pub.

 

go down the grange and seduce the wench behind the bar there.

I mean after hearing of the chav with the baseball cap behind the bar i would have never gone in at all.

 

There's zero choice for the mobility-compromised. The Cheese is the only one. I'm not ****ing about with the Grange now the footy's finished

 

Get a mobility scooter and race the combines down to a decent alehouse.

 

NO. UNDER NO SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES.

 

I've actually never been to a funeral. I've been fortunate enough that noone close to me has died. So maybe I don't fully understand the ritual.

When my Wife's grandfather died I was very sick so she went alone.

That said, is it normal to go out and get drunk and party after a funeral? Never having been to one I can't draw on my own experiences, but that seems a very unfunerally thing to do.