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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She wears it in the pub?

    To this day my Mum would still slap me if I walked indoors anywhere wearing a hat.

    I do have a couple of baseball caps, I rarely wear them. Only when I'm a few months overdue on a haircut and not anywhere formal or going indoors. Only time I usually wear a hat is when kayaking, bit it's a full brim all the way around.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah. Behind the ****ing bar <grr>
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm sure there are lots of nice lesbians, indeed I've known some over the years, but there is definitely a large subset of lesbians who seem to try and emulate the most slovenly and unkempt men in their quest to be more Butch.
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've just connected with a COO of a biotech company in Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina <yikes>

    She's actually quite pretty. Obviously on the receiving end of the strap-on <laugh>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's not far off how I look. <laugh>. It's always a joke with the hairdresser how overdue I am. Still, I leave her an extra nice tip to make up for the extra hair she has to cut off.

    Problem is they're closed the only day that is really convenient to go.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    See my last post above <ok>
     
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    Receivers are normally indistinguishable from hetero girls though. Except for their preference for other girls.

    It's those that wear the feeldoe that tend to be very slobbish.
     
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    I was there quite recently


    no on one the receiving end of a strap on... .silly.... I was in Raleigh... there were a lot of trees. thats about all i got out of driving around that area.
     
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    its very odd given the youth of today are more metrosexual than real men.

    I have to say most lesbians are munters.... except for my russina ones :)
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Would you though? If the Mrs. Surprised you one night? Wearing nothing but sexy lingerie and a strap on?



    Probably the highest per capital Asian community in the US too. Definitely the highest in the South East. Yet surprisingly not that many Asian restaurants.

    It's not a bad city. Bit congested for me. Very sprawly.
     
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    Not even to knock her out with......


    it was, **** hotel, ****ty food and just drove through after
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The other part of the ****ing post <doh>
     
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    She's in Raleigh-Durham?

    Biotech pretty much runs the research-triangle in North Carolina. Lots of medical research there.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No <yikes>
     
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    Based upon the previous information you have regaled us with about the unit, I can understand your reluctance.
     
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    <Jokingly>. Why not?


    But <Seriously>. Why not?
    It's not gay if it's a woman doing it to you. <laugh>
     
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  18. saintKlopp

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    Christ Almighty, no.
    It's as much what as who.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've asked the premier league board. Should be entertaining. <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So my bone densitometry (DEXA) scan went well yesterday. My appointment at radiology was at 2.30 pm and I went in on the dot. The scan took 10 minutes. Then the radiologist came to me and said I was going to have to go to A & E as it looked as though my left hip was broken <yikes> I saw thye on call orthopeadic doc first and she said I had too much movement for it to be a recent break. She'd contacted my consultant, who duly appeared 30 minutes later. He examined me again and then sent me for more X-rays.

    It seems that when I went down the stairs for the second time 7 months ago and thought I'd done my groin again, I'd actually fractured my hip. I now have to go for a CAT scan and he'll decide want route to take based on that. My left leg is now over an inch shorter than my right. The X-rays also showed some arthritis in both my hips. He can either leave it as it is, break it and reset it, or (most likely) give me a hip replacement, on top of both my knees <yikes> I got out 3.5 hours later. ****ing hell <doh>
     
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