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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Knees <yikes> By 'sats' do you mean cholesterol? That was fine.
     
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  2. Solid_Air 2

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    the standard tests MRSA screening , Lung capacity etc ,blood pressure and probably blood test for whatever they fancy looking for. Normally be done at pre op & some checked again on the day. You'll be fine - christ even mine were ok last year and i make you look like an Olympic athlete . Only pass them now due to drugs as for some unknown reason my blood pressure suddenly shot up to very high levels.<yikes>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Got tested for MRSA in hospital 2 weeks back. Blood pressure fine. ECG fine.

    Blood tested a load - liver, kidneys, white blood cell count, cholesterol, sugar, iron etc. They did this twice. All fine.

    My body is a ****ing temple <laugh>
     
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  4. Solid_Air 2

    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    jeez they thorough round your way .

    Or they took one look at you & went god knows if there is anything still working. When it all came back fine they obviously thought it was a cock up & redid them .
    Your case will appear in Lancet with consideration to testing your DNA for the tobacco & Alcohol resistant genes <whistle>
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

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    This is why the thread about science is named after his liver.

    There must be dome rational explanation about how rhc is not dead from syrrosis of the liver.

    One day science may solve this mystery.
     
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  6. saintKlopp

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    Yeah.

    So's this. :)

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  7. saintKlopp

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    If it wasn't you that would deffo be worth a FFS.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    And this.

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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Saw the orthopaedic consultant yesterday.

    1. He wasn't at all arrogant. He was extremely pleasant, apologising for the hour delay to my appointment.

    2. He is VERY anti-smoking. Initially said he wouldn't operate if I was still smoking. Changed at the end to asking me to 'do my best'.

    3. He's referring me back to the bite doctor (vascular specialist) to check the circulation in my legs. Possibly an angiogram.

    4. My knees are officially ****ed. He said I was doing well to actually be walking <yikes>

    5. It'll be sooner rather than later.

    Stacey has finished at the Cheese. Shame as she's very ****able <ok>
     
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    #futureamputee

    #deadfromthewaistdown
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    '****able' as in "She isn't too ugly to ****"...because '****able' as in "I am able to **** her" is not very realistic. <ok>
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Yes he's using it as an adjective rather than a verb
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #technical <yikes>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Going to see Jules at the Grange tonight <ok>
     
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  16. saintKlopp

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    Is there any left?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Are you going to sweet talk her, telling her that you're going to see her because the only attractive barmaid at the cheese left?
     
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    I am surprised Jules Holland is playing such a small venue!
     
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    It keeps him real.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No.
     
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