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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

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  1. West Kent Saint

    West Kent Saint Well-Known Member

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    He's probably brushed it aside by now.
     
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  2. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I liked the finish to that story.

    I'll get my (second) coat.
     
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  3. West Kent Saint

    West Kent Saint Well-Known Member

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    Very dry
     
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  4. San Tejón

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    Maybe the accident was caused by a car undercoating him?
    I expect the driver was emulsional.
     
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  5. thereisonlyoneno7

    thereisonlyoneno7 Well-Known Member

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    Beat me to it.

    I was going to say that every time I read this sort of story I'm overcome with emulsion.
     
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  6. Schrodinger's Cat

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    Oil guess that the driver's face was a picture when he was satin the cab watching it fall off the back of the truck. Should have strapped the palettes down better
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    I bet he lost distemper.
     
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  8. Schrodinger's Cat

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    It's not exactly something you can just brush under the carpet, but still, life goes on
     
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  9. fatletiss

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    You can just imagine the driver as he looks out his mirror to see paint splashed everywhere, screaming, "Pollocks"
     
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  10. fatletiss

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    Police are canvassing for a witness
     
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  11. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Do you think they'll Tracy Emin one?
     
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  12. Schrodinger's Cat

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    A few people drove pastoral scene, but they didn't get a good impression, in fact nobody could even remember watercolour the spill was
     
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  13. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Did no one see the Van Gogh past?
     
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  14. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Apparently, they were all watching the Van Gough past
     
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  15. thereisonlyoneno7

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    Great minds....
     
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  16. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Someone should have sent for a Constable.
     
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    One had already gone past, so he had to Turner round a few Monets later
     
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  18. fatletiss

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    The driver said to the police he was tying to Turner round
     
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  19. fatletiss

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    Damn beat me!
     
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  20. fatletiss

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    A witness has now said the Lowry driver was Gauguin too fast.
     
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