Off Topic Just Joshing- the low-calorie OT thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jul 15, 2014.

  1. Jaidi

    Jaidi Well-Known Member

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    Even I recognise that tune, although not the artist.
     
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  2. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Days like today I'm glad I can work from home. That tube strike has turned London into the Hunger Games. It's hilarious/scary and depressing all at the same time.
     
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  4. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Haha, that's brilliant!
     
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  5. The Liebherr Legacy

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    Hull board gonna pass a million posts today <yikes>
     
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  6. Beefy

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    A train conductor on a high-speed ICE train began to feel suspicious about a 22-year-old man who was spending a particularly long time in the toilet, a federal police spokeswoman told Spiegel Online on Tuesday.

    She decided to open the door, only to find the bewildered man "as God had created him". Not only was the 22-year-old naked, he was also holding a kitchen knife - causing the conductor great alarm.

    The conductor then alerted the federal police, who are responsible for overseeing train stations. The officers arrived to find the man in the toilet "stark naked" and shaving his pubic hair with the knife..
    https://www.thelocal.de/20170110/man-discovered-on-train-grooming-himself-with-kitchen-knife

    Why?
     
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  7. Rob Underdunk Terwilliger

    Rob Underdunk Terwilliger Well-Known Member

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    This was a German railway? not a Brazilian?
     
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  8. fran-MLs little camera

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    The food gestapo are at it again. Apparently as you get older you should have your last cup of tea with lunch. Going to be hard to delay lunch till 10 pm, but I'll give it a go. :)
     
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  9. fatletiss

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    Did they explain why, or just click their heels?
     
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  10. fran-MLs little camera

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    Something to do with causing lack of sleep which can result in increased chance of diseases such as cancer and dementia. All part of the modern idea that you can live forever. I suspect the increased chance is minimal.
     
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    I'm waiting for when they tell us water is bad for us.
     
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  12. fran-MLs little camera

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    Already done....because health nuts wander around with water bottles and lower their blood sodium levels dangerously. :)
     
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  13. fatletiss

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    ah, but I counter that by putting a pot of salt into every dish I cook and eating 6 bags of salted cashews every day .... I am getting the hang of this healthy living thing :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  14. Beefy

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. fran-MLs little camera

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    I love Eggs Benedict, but loathe Weetabix....which is just edible poultice.
     
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    Yeah, I'm with Fran - Weetabix is cattle food. Eggs Benedict - yum!
     
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  17. fran-MLs little camera

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    Just read that a woman has failed for the second time to get Swiss citizenship....apparently you have to get agreement of the people in your local town/village. Their reason for blocking her application (and I quote): she's a vegan, has a big mouth and is annoying.<laugh>
     
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  18. Beefy

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    Plus it looks nasty together.
     
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  19. TheSecondStain

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    Occasionally, on a Saturday morning, I pop into The Brightwater, a Wetherspoon pub in Shirley, Southampton, in order to meet up with fellow Ramblers for the afternoon walk. But most of us have a late breakfast in a very good Eggs Benedict and endless pretty good Coffee for £3.99.

    Weetabix.? You can make Weetabix better, but you're wasting good add-ons to do so. So nah, not for me.
     
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  20. fatletiss

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    Someone needs shooting for thinking that!
     
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