If TWITTER was around when these two were knocking about it would have been a doddle to FOLLOW the star !
When they're announcing the new Pope you'll know he's white if there's white smoke, he's black if it's black smoke ... ... if it's just a little puff then it's Elton John.
Off to Leeds this morning to pick one of my lads up from hospital following an operation he has had for a serious knee injury sustained by playing his first game for Leeds Uni rugby team... At least he will be home early for Christmas eh!
I've just been driving, along winding country roads, from Chester where we stayed after the match. There were signs saying, "Speed controls - 3 killed in 5 years." To be honest, that's a bit extreme in my opinion ... I'd have thought a fine and 3 points would be enough.
They found someone had fallen over and broken his leg after cutting a hole in the fence round the local surgery .... .... it was a compound fracture
Jonathan Ross was arrested in Redcar's Tesco today for shoplifting a kitchen utensil He said it was a whisk he was prepared to take !