How much do you think the sun would pay if I tried to sell them a story about how my brother slept with John Terry. maybe Sol Campbell would be more believable.
Ashley Cole would be great They'd have a field day with 'Chelsea's Cheats'. You could even produce a phone & say it was used up his arse as your brother rang it.
these stories are ten a penny dougie, tell them he impregnated your pre-op sister/brother even thats not a first anymore ffs
