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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So he's probably just took an early bath from his football career for betting on matches.

    Let's take a quick look at his impressive stats...

    - put out a lit cigarette in a youth player's eye at City in 2004
    - broke a pedestrian's leg whilst driving through Liverpool city centre in 2005
    - sent home from a pre-season tournament in Thailand for assaulting a 15 year old Everton fan in 2005. He had to be restrained from further assaulting him by teammate Richard Dunne
    - exposes his backside to Everton fans on camera in 2006. Fined £2,000 for bringing the game into disrepute
    - arrested for alleged assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage in Liverpool in 2007
    - public criticises his team and manager Stuart Pearce and is banned from speaking to the media in 2007
    - assaulted teammate Ousmane Dabo in training and is fined £100,000 in 2007. Dabo was left unconscious and had a suspected detached retina. Barton was subsequently prosecuted and received a four month suspended prison sentence
    - Barton punches a man 20 times until he is unconscious in Liverpool city centre as well as attacking a teenager and breaking his teeth in December 2007. Sentenced to six months in jail
    - suspended by Newcastle for calling Alan Shearer "a **** manager" and assistant Iain Dowie "a prick" in 2009
    - punches Morten Gamst Pedersen in the chest and is charged with violent conduct in 2010
    - directs homophobic remarks and gestures towards Fernando Torres in 2010
    - sent off for elbowing Carlos Tevez in the face in 2012. As he leaves the pitch, he kicked Sergio Aguero to the back of the knee and attempted to headbutt Vincent Kompany. He had to be dragged from the pitch by former teammate Micah Richards and tries to square up to Mario Balotelli. He was banned for 12 matches.
    - calls Thiago Silva an overweight ladyboy on Twitter in 2013 and is banned by French F.A for two matches
    - receives his 9th career red card for swinging a kick at Tom Huddlestone's groin in 2015
    - suspended by Rangers for a raining ground altercation with a teammate in 2016
    - banned for 18 months for betting offences


    Apparently his books ok though.
     
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  2. The RDBD

    The RDBD Well-Known Member

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    5/11 that Barton appeals against the ban (those are the odds he offered me) . :)
     
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    Has there ever been a bigger dickhead in football than Joey Barton?
     
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    Nope.
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Tbf a couple of things on that list are pretty funny...

    'calls Thiago Silva an overweight ladyboy on Twitter in 2013'

    'suspended by Newcastle for calling Alan Shearer "a **** manager" and assistant Iain Dowie "a prick" in 2009'

    <laugh>
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    'put out a lit cigarette in a youth player's eye at City in 2004' <laugh>

    :bandit:
     
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  7. Lovearsenalcock

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    Kicked off with Zlatan too..calling him a big nosed **** lol

    Also adopted a French accent for his interview whilst playing in France lol

    Also kicked off with Frank lampard on England duty when he went and sat on the table Lampard was on, Lampard left the table to which he replied 'don't worry I wasn't going to take your lunch' lol

    Funny ****
     
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  8. Archers Road

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    Will definitely be buying his book <ok>
     
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  9. luvgonzo

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    The man is a tosser but also funny on occasion.
     
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  10. NSIS

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    Can't think of one offhand...
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    Have we all forgotten Vinnie Jones?
     
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    From memory, Vinnie confined the majority of his twattery to the pitch, didn't he?
     
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    Yeah..and i think hes one footballer who can act...fantastic
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    He acts so well that his character was a deaf mute in one film. He has a great range though. He can play anything from angry hard man to er, ...hard angry man.
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    Is turning up being yourself acting?
     
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    true..but he does it well...was fantastic in the Guy Ritchie movies
     
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  17. Lovearsenalcock

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    Ok lads...i didnt say hes some facking De Niro....but i liked him in a few films

    ffs!
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    I liked the bit when he lost the plot and smashed some ****s head in a car door.
     
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    Watched 'Taxi Driver' last night as it goes. Blast from the past. Epic film.
     
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    yeah coz his lad was in the car init!

    great movie to watch when blitzed....madness
     
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