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Off Topic IT'S VALENTINES DAY ON TUESDAY FOR ALL YOU OLD ROMANTICS

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  1. Prince Knut

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    Can't be arsed to fix her puncture for any Valentine's plans today. :embarrassed:
     
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    It hasn't even been mentioned in my household.
     
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    Mrs tries to make me feel guilty for not wanting to do/buy anything for Valantines day. She even woke me up at 5.30am to tell me that I dream cheated on her and proceeded to have a go at me when I didn't give a ****.
     
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    Sounds lovely.
     
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  6. Prince Knut

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    Checked the post both at home and now in work. It appears next year is my year...
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    Sort of. This wasn't a bidet, it was a bidet attachment. You put it under the seat of the regular toilet, attach it to the water supply and then after you poop you stay seated, pull a lever and get your bum squirted on.
    Better than a real bidet in my opinion, no dropping poo all over the place whilst you move from toilet to bidet. Saves money too. No need for toilet paper... Besides one square to dry off with.

    Nothing like a nice fresh bum crack.
     
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    Shower head and sitting over the edge of the bath helped wonders when I couldn't see all the toilet paper stacked up behind me at my mates house once. <ok>
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    i'd pour my milk on her cookie
     
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    **** 'em <ok>
     
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    Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue
    Poetry is hard
    United are sixth
     
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    Just got 15 Valentines cards! It's left me completely breathless.

    That security guard at Clinton Cards gave quite a chase
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

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    Not a nice thing to call your SO.
     
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    Might get Mrs luv some chocolates and flowers tonight, I have a feeling they may be at a reduced price.

    #aftervalentinesdaysales
     
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