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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw it isny!
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2017
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Doth protest too much methinks ^^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Mar 24, 2017
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw am no!
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2017
  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Should be good but I don't think Kosovo will have enough to defeat in form Iceland.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 24, 2017
  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Drank a bottle of red wine and munched an Italian meat platter followed by a big carton of very cold Greek yoghurt and honey.
    My guts started bubbling and when I went to fart I suspected I may follow through.
    Went to the bathroom and shat in the sink .
    Won't be doing that again
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 24, 2017
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ok. What's up with yer bog?
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2017
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I was just showing off
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 24, 2017
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  8. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    I've pissed in a few sinks. Not in a toilet mind you.
     
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    Ciaran, Mar 24, 2017
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I see. Yer a big lad and can sit down on yer sink furra ****.
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2017
  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    The tap was running and it was like mouse so pretty effortless
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It squeaked?
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2017
  12. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I was away seeing a job on Wednesday there and was choling for a slash and decided to go for one once I arrived on site, only problem being that when I arrived, all the pans were taped up with signs saying "do not use - no water in building".

    Being a resourceful type, I drained the snake in the sink on the 2nd floor.

    THAT'S WHY THE CALL HIM BARLOCH76
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 24, 2017
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  13. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Friday night, Declan has taekwondo so will take him over there and then home for a few 'refreshments'

    Saturday, Declan playing footie at 10am vs Maryhill so sure to be a fiesty tie. After that, probably try and do some work and hit the Prosecco early doors as clocks go forward on Sunday and Dec playing at 9am so need to get to bed early.

    Sunday, McGuinness vs Rev Paisley all over again as the Lochrie's and the MacThaighough's meet for Sunday dinner at ours courtesy of Julie for Mothering Sunday.

    Protestants will be served steak pie and Catholics served Steak รก la Taig (i.e cheese)

    :emoticon-0159-music"AS I JUMPED ON THE HEAD OF FATHER COYNE - MY MIND DRIFTED BACK TO THE BATTLE OF BOYNE":emoticon-0159-music
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Mar 24, 2017
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you ever ****ing pop in you clever **** ?<grr>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 24, 2017
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, I don't believe I ever have :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Mar 24, 2017
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    Hope you got the mothers in yer life some gifts ...
     
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  17. Tina.

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    Mine is deid <peacedove>
     
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    Tina., Mar 26, 2017
  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 27, 2017
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