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Off Topic It's all Gone a Bit Rio, United fined for Doping

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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    BREAKING: Manchester United charged with breaching UEFA anti-doping regulations and fined £8,950 following the Europa League final.
     
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    Reminds me of my punishment for 'avin a biff whilst walking through the town centre.

    the copper told me to put it out, so I gently stepped on it, when they walked off I picked it up, pampered it for about 3 seconds then sparked up again
     
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  3. Bodinki

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    For some reason, I thought "'avin a biff" meant knocking one out, whilst walking through the town centre.
    Took me 30 seconds and 2 re reads of the sentence before I understood <laugh>
     
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    Lol You got filth on your mind today Bope?
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

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    Oh dear, trying to drag our name through the mud making up stories. I suspect this is to do with Daley Blind & Phil Jones' charge for being abusive to a doping officer and being resistant to a test.

    "There is no suggestion that either player was guilty of doping".

    Nothing story.

    Unlike Chelsea who disgraced themselves on their pre-season tour with yet more disgusting behaviour.
     
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    I guess I must have.
    Was about to write, "the **** you doing havin a tug in the town centre?"
    But then I realised Biff = joint.
     
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    Did they?

    what happened?
     
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    They turned up in Chelsea kits. Disgusting.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

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    They do tend to create a whiff wherever they go.
     
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    So many ****s at that club...Herrera would love it there
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

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    As will Dele Alli.
     
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    In you pop brother Tel

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    I think Skiddy has hauled you all in tbh

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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    Where we going? <laugh>
     
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    Back into the swumming pool
     
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    No one paying attention to the OP, it was a free shot to abuse Chelsea, take it
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    Thread's backfired imo, it's probably best to keep a low profile when your own club is basically filth.
     
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