Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

Oi.
You are sarf of the river and sophisticated isnt what springs to mind.

 

I've just spat out my glass of Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru over the maître d' over such an absurd statement.

All jokes aside I am dining in Hong Kong Kitchen.

 

Let me reccomend chichetti to you. Its on picadilly a two minute walk from p.circus and although its in a tourist area its not a trap.

Exceptional food and alll the swank and celebrity clientele you seem to like.
I personally recommend the scallops with truffles, but its all good.

 

culture vultures.

I'm getting favourite chicken on the way home.

 

Takeaway curry and a blowy will do me. Not off the delivery driver, mind.

 

I will be having some form of seafood curry here in about an hour.

http://www.tharavadurestaurants.com/food-menu/

 

What if the delivery driver was a worldy?

What's the etiquette with the tip too? Have to be careful not to commit an illegal act.

 

Nah, not having it. Chips and cheese at the bus garage. That's the northern way.

 

Chips and gravy you southern muppet.
Northern boys love gravy.
Whats a bus?

 

Never had a worldy delivery driver, but would open the door with my dressing gown open, should it happen. Not too sure what that would achieve as my little penis is ghastly.

As for tipping - don't believe in it, but I'm not waiting for them to fumble around counting out a couple of quid in silvers.

 

Hasnt curry sauce replaced gravy?

 

I managed to say hello to you yesterday.

 

I was talking with a group of you but no one seemed to know 606 existed... I might have found you some new members. Which one were you?

 

No idea, you said you were not in the pub.

 

I meant at the game...
Called in at the pub after on the off chance.
Get promoted and i will buy you a beer at the valley next year.

 

"The highlight of the day was that complete tool Ernie Elfs being told to f*ck off. The guy can't handle his beer"

- a poster on ITTV

@baraettmattesvensson - I was sitting 4 rows behind you in the first half today - your singing was magnificent but you did sort of ask for it by wearing that terrible purple jacket

 

Elfs is more of a fan than anyone from the cesspit

 

@baraettmattesvensson

 

The crowd were actually calling him "Purple Ronnie" after Ronnie Corbett

Elfs then saw the fighting and hassle in our other Stand, and made his way over there for the start of the 2nd half.

When he returned to his seat in my Stand, or intended to, at least 50 Charlton fans started chanted "here comes the Purple knob"

Too many today Elfs

 

Whole group waiting to put one on him. Last week was a starter.