My ****ing piles are playing up. Got an arse like a bunch of ****ing grapes. And I'll tell you all this. Am I **** going through that operation again!
I believe if you ring 111 they will give you some medical advice or maybes send a nurse round to push them back.
Man up mate, what has to be has to be.. My Lollie has had 3 very major ops in the last 3 years, she is severely disabled anyway and she just gets on with it.. Hoisted her up the other day for a bowel empty over a bowl and she prolapsed with the piles down too and muggins here had to put it all back in there and together.. Just life mate, you do what's best..
Mine aren't too bad, just got that cream stuff I shove up my arse twice a day. Seem to be on the mend, hopefully anyway. Don't like the sound of that op though...fukcin scarey that like.
I'm a twisty twat too for reasons.. You know what I do when I'm twisty, listen to Dire Straits.. All the great guitarists I adore, Mark Knopfler still makes me sit up and listen.. A mag too but wtf Qwop is as well and he will always be part of the family..
Had then all my later working life BtB, really bad, then on advice from a mate, I started downing Muesli every morning for breakers,( f**k these bagels ), since changing my diet I have had few problems, and on the odd occasion they have returned, and no where near the severity of the past and always associated with either lifting heavy objects, or standing on cold concrete for long periods. Worth a try, best of luck son, piles used to be a joke once, but once you get them its agony.
Can we make a piles team up here? Here's two for starters: Johnny Giles Nobby Stiles Nine more needed. Anyone else?