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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Jan 18, 2017.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    My ****ing piles are playing up.
    Got an arse like a bunch of ****ing grapes.
    And I'll tell you all this.
    Am I **** going through that operation again!
     
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  2. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    Feel for you mate
    It's terrible
     
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  3. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Certainly is Vince.
    Gonna have to shove some bullets up there.
     
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  4. Home_and_Away

    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Nip your cheeks together and squeeze some wine out marra!?!
    Every cloud......
     
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  5. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Didn't realise all you lot were that close <yikes>
     
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  6. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    I've started many a thread discussing the jock itch that I got in Barbados, just the way it is.
     
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  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like this place is a blokes version of mumsnet!
     
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    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    I believe if you ring 111 they will give you some medical advice or maybes send a nurse round to push them back.
     
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  9. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Man up mate, what has to be has to be..
    My Lollie has had 3 very major ops in the last 3 years, she is severely disabled anyway and she just gets on with it..
    Hoisted her up the other day for a bowel empty over a bowl and she prolapsed with the piles down too and muggins here had to put it all back in there and together..

    Just life mate, you do what's best..<ok>
     
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  10. crumble bungle

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    Mine aren't too bad, just got that cream stuff I shove up my arse twice a day.
    Seem to be on the mend, hopefully anyway.
    Don't like the sound of that op though...fukcin scarey that like.
     
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  11. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    Fair play mate, you do what you have to do.
    Puts our little discomforts into perspective :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  12. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Yes I know mate.
    Sorry for being a twisty twat. <ok>
     
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  13. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    I'm a twisty twat too for reasons..
    You know what I do when I'm twisty, listen to Dire Straits..<ok>
    All the great guitarists I adore, Mark Knopfler still makes me sit up and listen..
    A mag too but wtf Qwop is as well and he will always be part of the family..
     
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    Had then all my later working life BtB, really bad, then on advice from a mate, I started downing Muesli every morning for breakers,( f**k these bagels ), since changing my diet I have had few problems, and on the odd occasion they have returned, and no where near the severity of the past and always associated with either lifting heavy objects, or standing on cold concrete for long periods. Worth a try, best of luck son, piles used to be a joke once, but once you get them its agony. <ok>
     
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  15. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Fibre and fluids. Beats popping sennacot.
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    ****ing strange bunch on here.
     
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  17. LAMackem

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    Can we make a piles team up here? Here's two for starters:
    Johnny Giles
    Nobby Stiles
    Nine more needed. Anyone else?
     
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  18. flandersmackem

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    George Boyd
     
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    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    Nicky Butt
     
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