Ten things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea, and we're not sure he's properly thought this through: 1. Introducing the missus to John Terry 2. Getting some friendly texts from Ashley Cole 3. Playing on the right-wing when 4-4-2 with Drogba doesn't work 4. Watching Only Fools and Horses with 'Lamps' and the lads 5. Getting 'Blue is the colour' tattooed on his arm 6. Getting booed after a home draw 7. Getting booed after a 1-0 home win 8. Reacquainting himself with Yossi Benayoun on the Stamford Bridge treatment table 9. Free trips on Roman's yacht 10. At long last, a stable environment, no wacky owners, and a long-term manager firmly in place. Oh, hang on... Still fancy it...?
