To be fair Comm's just come from Thailand and that's possibly the friendliest place on earth (In my limited experience) so I completely get what he's saying.
You're approaching it all wrong mate, you're not in Thailand now and you can't get a shag for $2 anymore, it's going to cost you at least a Family Pack of Greggs Sausage Rolls and maybe a bag of chips chucked in as well, Get with the times man.
Sign of the times mate, inflation and all that. Used to be a half of lager and lime and if they were expensive a bag of Kershaw's prawns chucked in.
Stint of night shifts done, few hours kip and a quick session at the gym to shake off the night shift lag..I'm up for a few beers now..