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Off Topic If you would get rid of one thing on this planet what would it be?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, May 29, 2017.

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  1. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    We'd also have to get rid of ageing, otherwise their would be a lot of trip hazards faced by the over-60s
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That problem is self-solving really, any good flight of stairs should do the trick.
     
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  3. Consett Mag

    Consett Mag Well-Known Member

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    Kerbs. My alloy wheels would thank me for that..
     
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  4. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    First day voting in mafia games
     
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  5. Toon_Man_Sam1

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    Include my Mrs when I say family so I kinda already miss female company.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Hmm I am warming to the idea of an amalgamation of peoples wishes here. This one directly relates to my worries on over population.

    So:

    Religion - tick
    Bras - tick
    Fat people - tick
     
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    greed
     
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  8. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    If you only got rid of the male population of the rest of the planet, surely your Mrs would understand you have a duty to humanity?
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Team work makes the dream work.
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Hatem Ben Arfa so that people would shut up about 'what if...'
     
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  11. Blacker-than-Knight

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    Mosquitoes
     
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  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Ben 10 is not gonna be happy with you.

    Saying that there is billions of people probably not happy with me <laugh>
     
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  13. Sheikh_of_Araby

    Sheikh_of_Araby Well-Known Member

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    Alan Pardew
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    Colback
     
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  15. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I avoided my bollocking then :)
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It tastes hideous and gives you fish breath.

    A bit like chomping on a Mackem lasses snatch. without the STD.
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Get rid of Arsenal fans...seven times Wenger has brought them the FA Cup and they still want rid of him.....deluded or what?
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Good old Catholic Obi ticks all three then.....
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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  20. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Cruelty to animals in any form.
     
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