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Off Topic If you were a cannibal.... what type of meat would you go for?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Gotta be the 'toned muscular' type surely?
    Not a fan of pork Belly so Subo types wouldn't float my boat.
     
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    Riley-on-the-bone
     
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    A p!ss flap kebab.
     
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    You'd likely eat her whole family tubs.
    The problem will come when deciding how to cook her.
    And which part to devour first.
     
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    I would like to try a Rihanna Rump Steak
     
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    A slice of Scarlett Johansson's breast meat.
     
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