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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Apr 8, 2017.

  1. Captainchaos.

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  2. pauljohnhutch

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    i make sure the girl is in the middle
     
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  3. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Hmm, i go for a girl either side with me in the middle.
     
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  5. Beardsley's Stylist

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    ...and put cheese, picked onion and ready salted crisps in it, is that wrong?
     
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  6. JakartaToon

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    I must have sacked the servants again - thats their job.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Egg mayo yum yum off Rachel's tum tum
     
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  8. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Err, Albert, that's not egg mayo on Rachel's tum - the captain just got to her first.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov and Judge Death like this.
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    No, his tastes different mate. So your lass said <ok>
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He'd just had a lot of protein shakes that week.
     
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  11. pauljohnhutch

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    if i was in bed with 2 women I wouldn't really be bothered where in the bed I was
    and if my mate was banging Rachel Riley and he asked if I wanted to join in, id make sure she was in the middle
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    Unless it was Rachel asking if you wanted to join in then you would probably be on safer moral ground if your mate was in the middle.
     
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