Off Topic If you could sign any Premier League footballer for your club, who would it be and why?

Would have to be Sanchez or Kane.
I'd go with Kane just because he is younger, plus there is more of him, because his chin is the size of a ****ing dump truck so it would be better value for money

 

Plus if you ever wanted to shoot a black and white movie at Ealing Studios, there'd be a part for him.

 

Return of the Troglodytes?

 

At this precise moment in time it'd have to be Giroud. We desperately need a striker of his quality to be the focal point of our side post Lukaku

 

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Never mind Pipkin.

 

Pick one.

 

Yer Ma

 

Giroud isnt a bad player, he doesnt really suit the way Arsenal play because he is a lump, but his goal scoring record is still pretty decent, and I think he could do well at Everton.

 

I think a smaller club like Everton, where he is the main striker, would suit him. He would get a lot of goals imo.

 

Yup, they also seem to thrive with bullish lumps up front as well, like Rooney, Lukaku, Duncan Ferguson etc
Giroud fits that mould

 

Jealousy and bitterness.

Such a tragic combination.

 

Of all the players in the World that you could have, you'd choose Giroud?

Wow, Tobias! Your dreams are sad.

 

Bearing in mind that I am able to choose any player, and bearing in mind that he'd have to be a Poch workhorse and have the skills to fit in to Poch's utility-laden squad, there is only one player it could be...

Bale.

 

Well, the question was "Premier League footballer", hence why no one has gone for Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, Suarez etc...

 

Learn to read you ****ing half-wit.

 

Wow!

The violence of your warrior-like retort demonstrates the extent to which you are rattled!

My sincere apologies for upsetting you. In my defence, it isn't my fault that Spurs have a near-perfect set-up.

Anyway... sorry, yeah?

 

It didn't say current did it.

 

I don't tend to read the instructions.

I find that wummery works best under those conditions.

 

Go easy on them, PTP!

To be fair, I did knowingly engage in a bit of banterish devilment.

Not sure the violent ****-tard reaction is warranted, but that seems to be the way of internet discussions.