Off Topic I'd rather...[insert]... then watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One

So, to lighten the mood around our relegation to League One, I thought that we can all vent a bit of frustration by doing something funny and uplifting.

Is its one of those "enter your own caption" thingys. Alternatively as most are probably not going to renew, we can just highlights what we're going to be doing on our Saturday.

I don't expect this thread to last long, but hopefully we'll have a few cheap laughs.

I'd rather watch a three hour lecture on feminist literature of the Victorian era then watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One

 

Oi - we rarely take threads down! Though this shouldn't be a test to push the boundaries .

I'd rather a game of ram sham bo with Katie Hopkins

 

That takes me back to the South Park episodes... Maybe we should go to Duchâtelet and say:

Me: I want ownership of Charlton Athletic
Duchâtelet: Well you can't!
Me: Roshambull you for it
**kicks Duchâtelet in the nuts**

Also,

I'd rather go streaking through a pack of hungry Polar Bears in the bitterly cold North Pole then watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One

 

Have patience. You will only have to watch them in League One for one season.After that it will be League Two.

 

I had a series of replies for this, using the word 'Insert', and positonal use of my wedding tackle in things like cheese graters and mangels, but really it's all just too awfull.
So I'd rather watch Ducahatelet and Meire bein pursued naked and covered in honet by a pack of large hungry bears. Every afternoon at 3pm with repeats in tuesdays.

 

I would rather be guided around the museum by Ben Hayes than watch Duchatelet in League One

I would rather be locked in a telephone box with Ackers all night talking about his Royal ancestory .....

I would rather pay for a match ticket for Sue Parkes......

I would rather sew a pair of bollox onto CAST's Steve Clarke.....

I would rather attend a 19 hour fan's meeting with Rich Pemberton......

I would rather spend the next 5 years in a futile search for Katrien Meire's integrity........

I would rather sit through a 4 second DVD of Simon Makienok's best Charlton performances......

 

Gives others a chance, Nick

 

I'd rather be trapped in a lift with Iain Duncan Smith than...............

I'd rather listen to the complete works of the Portsmouth Sinfonia than............(check them out, especially the William Tell overture)

 

Nick mate, seriously, you need help. That list is frightening.

 

There is plenty more where that came from

 

I'd rather have a blow job from our Belgian Chief Executive than watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One

 

I'd rather bang Hillary Clinton then watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One

 

I'd rather see Justin Bieber live then watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One

 

I'd rather have a good ****e than.................

I'd rather have a good J.Arthur than.................

Both of which are cheaper.......

 

I don't feel I should participate in these as I would take it to a very dark place very quickly, but I'll start mellow.

I'd rather be a victim of Jigsaw then watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One

 

I'd rather bathe with a toaster then watch Duchâtelet's Charlton in League One