I knew things were bad but...

I`ve just heard that we are bringing in Cannon and Ball!!

 

i do hope your visiting fans will stand well clear of our goal netting, i would hate them to suffer whiplash burns when our strikers turn it on! good luck in league 1 this season, except when you visit our greenhous meadow. nearest pub the brooklands. floreat salopia!

 

I was told Frankie Detorri and Lester Pigott are on the short list.