Anyone remember Spot The Ball? Today it's Spot the Spaniard/basque. Where will llorente be at every corner or free kick from wide? Answers on a postcard please. Win or bust today. We've had two dreadful results. Tom H's game has dropped off 20% and we aren't the same side who drew with Man U and beat Liverpool because of it. Will he persist with Markovic? Maybe worth one more chance as we're at home and keep him onthe bench and play a grafter when we're away? Elmo certainly didn't enjoy playing/covering him all game. Or play Abel and .Niasse together today? We can't afford another off day from N'diaye either. Jak needs to sort his kicking out too. I'll go with jak Elmo ranoccia Maguire Robertson Growshitski N'diaye Hudd Clucas Niasse Hernandez 2-1 to us.
When Ben Arfa put in a performance as abject, can't be arsed, **** the lot of you, as Markovic did last week he was hooked, humiliated, hung out to dry and ceremoniously slung of the club within a week. And he was ten times the player Markovic is. Or ever will be. Just sayin' like. Him and Elmo out. The boy Meyler in at right back. Find a space for young Josh. Home boy, the hero: it's got a ring to it. UTT. 3-0
Geo's head Must win game and we can't cope with the pressure of must win games, we struggle to create even a chance. Draw at best Geo's heart Agrees with head but we'll win 2-1
Jak Eyabbadabbado Andrea Harry Robbo Elmo Alf Tom Sam Goz Abel That'll sort the 3 points we need to keep us temporarily afloat.
Marcos getting used to the PL, to the squad. Swansea shouldn't even be in the EPL, they're Welshers ffs. It's time to remind them they're on OUR manor now.Fortress KC. They've had all week to prepare, the players will be up for this today and for that reason, going to go out on a limb here and say we're gonna win 4-0.
Jak Meyler Ranocchia Maguire Robertson Markovic Huddlestone N'Diaye Grosicki Hernandez Niasse Clucas narrowly misses out but I do think Markovic really has something about him. Just needs that first lucky break to boost his confidence.
Masive game today, 6 home games left and feel we need five wins for safety. Optimistic as all ways but after the last two wins equally as fearful! We are Hull City and never do things easy saying that 3-1 to the tigers today! Now or never!!
3-5-2 Jak Frog Curt Big Mac Real Marko (please turn up) Alf Tom Sam Robbo Knee arse (brace off any body part) Turboman
Swansea will come for a point!!....I don't think Curtis would have been mentioned unless he was seriously being considered. Meyler or EllaElla at right back and last chance hotel for Marcovich (cheeky twat saying he still has something to offer Liverpool in the press, probably a vacancy in the programme shop). Lots and lots of empty seats according to the latest map on the website.
Meyler at RB. Curtis with Harry. Robbo. Don't see how we can drop Sam. Abel + 1 up front. These are the essentials.
Elmo was an absolute bag of **** at Leicester, as was Markovic, both will be lucky to get in the starting XI.
The way the table is starting to look today has to be our biggest game since the play off final IMo. It's not about performance or attitude anymore,nor is it about playing pretty possession football with f'kall to show for it. Its all about picking points up now.. starting TODAY. U'Uuuuuulll
I dont care if we score by foot, head, 'hand', arse, deflection or beach ball as long as it results in 3 points and if West Ham beat Bournemouth so much the better.
I think Swansea will set up very well and be excellent on the break. Unless we score first I can only see a 1 nil or 2 nil to them unless.