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How much are all our players worth?

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  1. STAN CUMMINS MOUSTACHE

    STAN CUMMINS MOUSTACHE Member

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    I WOULDNT WATCH PERCH IN THE BACK GARDEN !!! TAYLOR IS A CHEAT ! SIMPSON IS A REJECT !! COLO IS A GIRL !
    Rasberto Carlos IS A PENIS FTM
     
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  2. StanCumminsTash

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    Some amazing valuations on here, though I suppose football is all about opinions.

    But 15 million for Barton and 8 million for Collocinni, Jesus that is a bit over the top.
     
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    StanCumminsTash, Jan 27, 2011
  3. "not" geniusvoiceoreason

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    Just because you Cumin Men's Moustached Mouths Stan doesn't mean you can drop your load on here!
     
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    "not" geniusvoiceoreason, Jan 27, 2011
  4. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Why isn't Barton worth 15 million? How many goals have we scored this season because of Barton?

    If Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard are valued at around 40 million each, than i think Barton deserves to be at ATLEAST 15 million

    To all those saying "are you having a laugh" or "does that include bail money", you can suck my fat hairy bollocks.
    Barton is the man
     
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  5. StanCumminsTash

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    Good one, you are vey funny indeed.
     
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  6. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Aw Bless, the mackems are trying to be clever <laugh><laugh><laugh>
    [video=youtube;BddTrOgkM-U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BddTrOgkM-U[/video]
     
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  8. Tooncustardcream51

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    Harper - 1.5 million

    Simpson - 2 mill

    Taylor -74 mil

    Coloccini 6 million

    Enrique - 15 million

    Barton - 8 million

    Nolan 2.5 million

    Cheik Tiote - 13 million.

    Jonas Gutierrez - 1.5 million

    Shola Ameobi - 1.5 mill

    Andy Carroll - 27 million

    Leon Best - 2 mill

    Peter Lovenkrands - 1 million

    Wayne Routledge - 1.5 million.

    Guthrie - 2.5 millon

    Smith - 4 mill

    Krul - 2 million

    Forster - 5 million

    TOON TOON
     
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  9. NUfCscotty

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    he forgot about perch<doh>
     
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  10. NUfCscotty

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    what a good old days<cheers>
     
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    Andy Carroll - £28m
    Cheik Tiote & Jose Enrique - £14m
    Hatem Ben Arfa - £12m
    Joey Barton - £8m
    Coloccini - £7.5m
    STayor & Forster - £6m
    Kevin Nolan - £5m
    Danny Simpson, Jonas & Krul - £4m
    Guthrie, Smith, RTaylor & Ranger - £3m
    Shola, Kadar & Best - £2m
    Harper, Routledge & Lovenkrands - £1m
    Perch - £500k

    Have I missed anyone out?
     
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    Your tagline is Hatem Ben Arfa and you forgot him. I hope it was intentional ;)
     
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  13. MrToontastic

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    Carroll, Enrique, Tiote, Ben Arfa = £10m+

    Barton, Nolan, Simpson, Coloccini, S. Taylor = £5m-£10m

    Gutierrez, Ameobi, Williamson, Guthrie, Forster, Harper, Krul, Smith, R. Taylor, Best Lovenkrands = £1m-£5m


    Valuation can never be given as a definate price because the market changes all the time, especially at the high end (e.g. £10m+ players). The team and/or league you're selling to, deperation of buying club and also current player form.
     
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  14. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    I geniunely wouldn't take any less than £30m for Tiote. Who would we get to replace him for that money who would come to us? Nobody.
     
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    <yikes> I'll pretend it was!

    I'll blame a couple of posts above me, I copied and pasted their player list.

    I'll edit the other post now ;)
     
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    a ****
     
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  17. Sultan Of Swing

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    I disagree with transfer fees these days, let's take a step a back in time.
    Respecting the rules on the day and the vast difference in price between the strikers and the rest of the team.

    Harper - 100 £
    Simpson - 500 £
    Willo - 450 £
    Coloccini - 2 k
    Enrique - 3 K
    Tiote - 600 £
    Barton - Wouldn't be playing/500 £
    Nolan - 3.5 K (c)
    Jonas - 3 K
    Carroll - 10 K (International)
    Ameobi - 6 K
     
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  18. STAN CUMMINS MOUSTACHE

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    i agree strongly
     
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  19. Smudger

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    Gerrard and Lampard wouldnt go for anywhere near 40M now even if they were going to be sold. Calm it with the Barton obsession, he's been great but he's 28 now and has an awful reputation. He also technically only has 1.5 years left on his contract.
     
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  20. Badgers Assemble

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    I love how that video doesnt show the sunderland goal
     
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