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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Two or three today.....
     
    #101
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 11, 2017
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  2. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    180 ................... was practicing for darts!
     
    #102
    Didley Squat, Jun 14, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    None, Nada, Zilch, Didley Squat, for me :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
    #103
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 15, 2017
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Some
     
    #104
    San Diego, Jun 16, 2017
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Some more than he.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 16, 2017
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    Less than him.
     
    #106
    Wooperts_duck, Jun 17, 2017
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  7. Didley Squat

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    But never as many as .....
     
    #107
    Didley Squat, Jun 18, 2017
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  8. San Diego

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    Farty McFartpants
     
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    San Diego, Jun 18, 2017
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Who clocked up to 220!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 19, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    6 per hour and counting.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 5, 2017
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  11. San Diego

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    Not a bad rate ^
     
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    San Diego, Jul 5, 2017
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  12. Didley Squat

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    Currently impressing upon a new record!
    46 in the last hour alone!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 5, 2017
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    ^ clean undercrackers for Didley Squat please.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 6, 2017
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    Environmental hazard warning needed near Squats's place of residence.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 7, 2017
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    I can't match Mr Squat in number crunching, so I'm retiring to somewhere quiet.
     
    #115
    Wooperts_duck, Jul 7, 2017
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    I'm on my 3rd bed today!
    Today's No Nickers Day.
    Let the boys breath, l say.
     
    #116
    Didley Squat, Jul 8, 2017
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    One or two - honestly !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jul 8, 2017
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    Urgent Appeal.

    Didley out of undies and beds.
    Please steal from the poor and give to squat!
     
    #118
    Didley Squat, Jul 8, 2017
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    Twice, but I've only just woken up.
     
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    San Diego, Jul 9, 2017
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    Drinking plenty of soda water = 25 per hour
     
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    Didley Squat, Jul 29, 2017
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